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THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED
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hot cocoa made with water isnt hot cocoa. thats what they made socrates drink to kill him.
this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION
Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.
My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.
Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.
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and how did you say your internet addiction started?
CHYES so yes
Why say “allergic to bullshit” when you can say “wacktose intolerant”
Because I sound like a baby saying the latter
I’m sure you sound like a baby regardless